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The song that inspired our pretty little web page

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said someday I would have
A bad*ss mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn face
are you
If you want to see me
check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my *ss good-bye

Don't give me that bullsh*t
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money.
made me cry.
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry
~Ben Folds Five


Person: He's Returned!!!
Randall: Uh oh.....Jesus?
~Clerks: The Animated Series

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